You Park Like an ASSHOLE!!

[Jecht]

My dad parks like an asshole. He parks in two spaces so that people won't park next to him.

[Ran]

My dad parks like an asshole. He parks in two spaces so that people won't park next to him.

I'd squeeze my tiny Yaris as close to his car as possible so he couldn't get in his car. Then I'd just climb out my hatch.

[Jecht]

I'd squeeze my tiny Yaris as close to his car as possible so he couldn't get in his car. Then I'd just climb out my hatch.

[Mike Lowrey]

I just find the parking space that is far from everyone else and next to a curb. I then park as close to the curb as possible. My wife used to get mad evertime I did it, but now she is used to it. She makes a comment every once and a while, like "we could have left the car at home and walked".