Sounds like a true nigga to me.Quote:
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Sounds like a true nigga to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kermit
I have just +1ed as many people in this thread as I could before I was informed that I have given out too many reputation points in a 24 hour period.
i +1ed you for +1ing everyone else :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Kermit
Spyda, we both have two boxes....cool
that would be negative ghost rider, he drives a VW so he belongs w/ the white delegation :DQuote:
I nominate Walker back to the Black deligation. White guy + dreds = no.
how about this you can have kate as long as i get conjugal visits, but the white delegation request Jessica Alba?
I still don't have enough to be famous :(
Lol-Spyder and B16 have been "Kissing the right ass"
we, the black delegation, strongly decline your request with a slap in the face and a spit on the shoe.Quote:
Originally Posted by admin
But, we counter offer you paul, to join me, my homeboi and jessica alba in the filming of our new porno where we run a train on her, titled " the fantastic 4"
+1 to Paul for Stripper Poles!
^^ i 2nd that!
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Originally Posted by Kermit
i repped ya up...i thought i did already...might have awhile back but im doing it again :goodjob:
i still must decline we the white delegation still have all the other fine bitches, and rich ones too. you know Oprah is WHITE!!!Quote:
we, the black delegation, strongly decline your request with a slap in the face and a spit on the shoe.
But, we counter offer you paul, to join me, my homeboi and jessica alba in the filming of our new porno where we run a train on her, titled " the fantastic 4"
damnit....Quote:
Originally Posted by admin
we, the black delegation, request Jenna Jameson as you have Oprah...we need a rich bitch too ( refer to forbes richest celebs Lol....you made the thread paul)
AS a Member of the Non Political Party of us "Cajun's" ...The Cajun Delegation request's among all other delegations still to play,sleep,eat and hand with all such listed delegatiuons as The Cajun Delegation does not see color!!!!
Also We request to Have Atif,Spyder and Pablo as ythey are fellow We Love all Hoe's Crew...
I "Don Vitello" Would like to vote myself in the "Fantastic Four" video with Miss Alba. For the simple fact that Italain "sausage" is the closest to African! This vote will not exclude Paul for Miss Alba should definitely be SHARED!!! :idb: :lmfao: Thank you may I have another......You fuckin' Fuck!!! LOLOLOLOLO!
To Ad I must Request Alex, Kev and Brett be Sold Back to us as there Pimp skills are Legendary...
We The Cajun Delegation would Like to Trade the Black Delegation Julia Roberts and Ann Rice(For writing some scary Shit) to the Black Delegation for Jenifer Lopez and Mia
Cajun's should be reconized for Gumbo, and Funeral Processions with Trumbones!
Fellow Cajuns Drop your Po Boys and Speak Up
wait one god damn minute... you trying to screw me? we will give you Jenna J. but we require Halle Barrie(sp?) to make that an even trade.Quote:
damnit....
we, the black delegation, request Jenna Jameson as you have Oprah...we need a rich bitch too ( refer to forbes richest celebs Lol....you made the thread paul)
son you just became an honorary member of the white delegation :DQuote:
I "Don Vitello" Would like to vote myself in the "Fantastic Four" video with Miss Alba. For the simple fact that Italain "sausage" is the closest to African! This vote will not exclude Paul for Miss Alba should definitely be SHARED!!!
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: yall come up with the craziest stuff. :lmfao: :lmfao:
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Originally Posted by simplyblurredmrT
Your Application has been approved for the movie
As for the Cajun Delegation...we, the black delegation, acknowlege you as a delegation...however, we regret to inform that NO, you cannot have Kev or Spyda, Atif has yet to be drafted, he is available....we will not trade but we will be happy to take Julia Roberts for Free.
We Do, however, counteroffer you AJ from 106 and Park, for Nicholas Cage
We would like to trade Fran Dressor for ANYONE, or else we will silence that damn voice with a Porta Rican neck tie I borrowed from Pablo!
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Originally Posted by admin
fuck no !!! ( same response dave chapelle gave when the guy asked would he let Michael Jackson sleep with his kids)
we will, counteroffer you.....Patti Labelle.....her and halle look alike.....* starts to sweat*
Nicholas Cage (Capolla his real last name) has been apporved for trade as well as James Gandofini for Beyonce...uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh...can't teach that shit to Oprah!
oh yes
we, the black delegation, cannot trade the Cajun Delegation Jennifer Lopez, as she belongs to teh Latins, even though thats a black ass...you must speak to the Latins for her
im black....nuff said
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Originally Posted by simplyblurredmrT
hold up playa, Beyonce cannot be traded.....Jay Z will have a fit...you can ahve Michelle from Destiny Child though....she looks like a man sometimes
I was part of the first draft so i have to respectfully decline, however being as how both the black deligation and the NPPOC (non political party of cajun's) both enjoy excellent spicy food you are here by offically invited to kick it at any time.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSalesManager
Also we would like to recognize you as an honorary member of the black deligation due to the fact you are a DJ and the leader of both the WLAH (we love all hoe's) and NPPOC groups.
You my friend have achieved a level that not many others have, a triple citizenship.
We The Cajun Delegation Decline your Counter offer for Julia as far as AJ we Cannot accept AJ for Cage as He is Itailian however we Submit to Offer the Anne Rice for Clyde Singleton cause she even scares the Shit out of Us as well we submit to the Balck Delegation to please Move the ENTIRE No Limit Crew out of our state for Semi Anuall visits from BAM for your cookouts as a Guest Chef
Gandolfini will have to stay then, and Michelle, we will "take care of" for FREE do to non-talent.
cajun???? dude...im goin to the mall to get me some of that food
I accept the Triple Mebership and Honer it Proudley...
For Those who Do Not Know we the NPPOC also recognize all Creoll mebers that wish to apply...
but your wang is white :DQuote:
im black....nuff said
i will counteroffer for Missy Elliot (nice car collection) & little Kim for Jenna Jameson.Quote:
fuck no !!! ( same response dave chapelle gave when the guy asked would he let Michael Jackson sleep with his kids)
we will, counteroffer you.....Patti Labelle.....her and halle look alike.....* starts to sweat*
We, the Black Delegation, do not recognize No Limit Records as a members of our society, please speak to teh whites as master p can be found on Nickalodeon.....
The blacks would like to announce that all cars at the Sales Manager lot, have increased in price 5 k...bitches, we want our money
We must Decline Missy Elliot, as Timberland will tend to wander off to your side, but we are happy to trade Lil Kim's cum guzzling ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by admin
I aslo must Request That We NPPOC must retain all rights to Funk Master Flex and DJ Skribble as they are always down with us as well we request that all Mebers of the NPPOC have equal trading rights with Both the Black,White and Itailian Delegations
The Black Delegation, will be happy to comply with your request.....but Dj Kay Slay is oursQuote:
Originally Posted by TheSalesManager
we would, however would like to reitterate to the whites, that they still have Vanilla Ice
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Originally Posted by admin
maybe...............
For those of you who don't know the language here you go:
A:
A friend of ours: mob shorthand for introducing one made guy to another made guy. "A friend of mine" is just another jamook on the street.
A trippa di zianata: "your aunt's tripe."
Action: a bet that a bookie "writes" and for which you pay him his "vig."
Administration: the top-level "management" of an organized crime Family—the boss, underboss, and consigliere.
Agita: anxiety, edginess, an upset stomach.
Anti-Trust Violations: what authorities call the mob practice of carving out exclusive territories. Wiseguys call them "mine."
Associate: one who works with mobsters, but hasn't been asked to take the vow of Omertá; an almost confirmed, or made guy.
B:
The Books: a phrase indicating membership in the Family. If there is a possibility for promotion, then the books are open. If not, the books are closed.
Borgata: an organized crime Family.
Boss: the head of the Family who runs the show. He decides who gets made and who gets whacked. The boss also gets points from all Family business; also see don, chairman.
Buon' anima: salutation meaning rest his soul.
Buttlegging: bootlegging untaxed cigarettes.
C:
Cafone: a peasant or lower-class.
Capo: the Family member who leads a crew; short for capodecina.
Cazzis: see Stugots.
Che bruta: How ugly you are.
Che peccato: what a pity, what a shame.
Chiacchierone: chatterbox.
Clip: to murder; also whack, hit, pop, burn, put a contract out.
Code of silence: not ratting on your colleagues once you've been pinched—no longer a strong virtue in organized crime families. Also see Omertá.
Col tempo la foglia di gelso diventa seta: old Italian saying meaning, "Time and patience change the mulberry leaf to satin."
Comare (also goomah, goomar, or gomatta): slang for girlfriend or mistress. No self-respecting wiseguy is without one.
Come heavy: to walk in carrying a loaded gun. You shouldn't have lunch with a Russian drug dealer unless you "come heavy."
Confirm: to be made; see made guy.
Consigliere: a trusted Family advisor, who is always consulted before decisions are made. See Tom Hagen in The Godfather.
Crank: speed; in particular, crystal meth.
Crew: the group of soldiers under the capo's command.
Cugine: a young soldier striving to be made.
CW: FBI shorthand for Co-operating Witness.
D:
Don: the head of the Family; see boss.
E:
Eat alone: to keep for one's self; to be greedy.
Executive Game: a special-event card game for celebrities and other high-rollers.
F:
Facia bruta: ugly face, something you call someone you don't like.
Family: an organized crime clan, like the Genoveses, the Gottis, or the Sopranos.
Fanook, or Finook: derived from "finocchio" or fennel, a derogatory term for homsexual or gay, i.e., people that wiseguys feel nervous around. A "mezzofinook" is half gay, sissy, bi.
Forbidden Fruit: the lure of a wiseguy to a nice Italian girl from the neighborhood.
G: a grand; a thousand dollars; also see large.
Gabagool: (capo cuoll) something to eat.
Gira diment: going crazy.
Golden Age: The days before RICO.
Goomah (sometimes pronounced "goomar"): a Mafia mistress; also comare.
Guests of the state or Guests of the government: going to prison, doing time.
Hit: to murder; also see whack.
In the wind: after you leave the Witness protection program you are "in the wind," meaning you're on your own somewhere out there.
Jamook: idiot, loser, lamebrained, you know, a jamook.
Juice: the interest paid to a loanshark for the loan; also see vig.
Lam: To lay low, go into hiding.
Large: a thousand, a grand, a G.
LCN: FBI talk for la Cosa Nostra, or translated, "Our Thing."
Made guy: an indoctrinated member of the Family. Essentially, you pledge your allegiance to the boss and the family for life. To even qualify, your mother has to be Italian.
Madonn': Madonna, common expression meaning holy smoke, holy cow, holy shit.
Mannagge: going to war with a rival clan or family.
Message job: placing the bullet in someone's body such that a specific message is sent to that person's crew or family; see through the eye, and through the mouth.
Mezza morta: half-dead.
The Mob: a single organized crime family; OR all organized crime families together.
Mobbed up: connected to the mob.
Mobster: one who is in the mob.
Mock execution: to whip someone into shape by frightening the shit out of them.
Moe Green Special: Getting killed with a shot in the eye, like the character, Moe Green, in The Godfather. One form of "sending a message."
Mortadella: derived from the Italian sausage, meaning a loser. As in "Guy's a fuckin' mortadella."
Mulignan (literal translation): eggplant. Another word for African-Americans. Also called "mooleys."
Musciata: mushy.
OC: FBI talk for Organized Crime.
Omertá: the much-vaunted Mafia vow of silence. In other words, don't rat on your friends. Transgression is punishable by death.
Oobatz: u'pazzu—crazy.
Outfit: a clan, or family within the Mafia.
Paying tribute: giving the boss a cut of the deal.
Piacere: "Pleasure to meet you."
Pinched: to get caught by the cops.
Points: percent of income; cut.
Poverett: poor person.
Predicates: an offense which the Justice Department can choose to "fold into" a RICO statute. As in, "This charge could be tough. It could have predicates."
The Program: The Witness Protection Program.
Pump and dump: standard practice for unethical stockbrokers. First drive up the price of a small stock by "encouraging" investors to buy it ("pump") and then sell you own shares ("dump") for a tidy profit.
Puttana: whore.
Rat: one who snitches or squeals after having been pinched.
RICO: Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act. Passed in 1970 to aid the government in clamping down on organized crime activities, its scope has since been broadened to prosecute insider traders and anti-abortion protesters.
Schifosa: ugly woman.
Sfogliatelle: an Italian pastry.
Shakedown: to blackmail or try to get money from someone; also to give someone a scare.
Shy: the interest charged on loans by loansharks.
Shylock business: the business of loansharking.
Soldier: the bottom-level member of an organized crime Family, as in "foot soldiers."
Spring cleaning: cleaning up, hiding or getting rid of evidence.
Strunz: strunzo—piece of shit.
Stugots: from stu cazzo or u' cazzu, the testicles. Tony Soprano's boat is The Stugots.
Taste: a percentage of the take. Tony gets a big taste from bookmaking or racketeering but only a little taste from medical fraud.
Tax: to take a percentage of someone's earnings.
This thing of ours: a mob family, or the entire mob.
Through the eye: a message job through the eye to say "We're watching you!"
Through the mouth: a message job through the mouth to indicate that someone WAS a rat.
Removed Tizzun
Underboss: the second in command to the boss.
Va fa napole: "Go to Naples" (i.e., "Go to hell.").
Vig: the interest paid to a loanshark for the loan. Abbreviation of vigorish; also see juice. Usually two points or 2%.
Waste management business: euphemism for organized crime.
Wearing it: showing off one's status in the organization by dressing the part. "Wearing it" usually involves an Italian suit, a pinky ring, a hankie in the breast pocket, gold cufflinks, and other ornamentation. Silvio has his own inimitable way of wearing it.
Whack: to murder; also clip, hit, pop, burn, put a contract out.
Wiseguy: a made guy.