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Thread: So I got my ass beat my a girl yesterday.

  1. 03-09-2007, 01:03 AM #41
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    Damn, I feel like I missed a prime opportunity with a super hot bitch. Atleast I learned a new pick up line "Hey bitch, you look anorexic!!!!!"

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  2. 03-09-2007, 01:14 AM #42
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    Haha. Thats an awesome story. I can't imagine what that would be like...it sounds okay until the closed fisted punches. Am I wrong?
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  3. 03-09-2007, 02:58 AM #43
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    Those hurt.

    A lot.

    It was funny because she missed once and almost fell over.

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  4. 03-09-2007, 06:42 AM #44
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  5. 03-09-2007, 10:48 AM #45
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    Sounds exciting Matt ..
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  6. 03-09-2007, 07:22 PM #46
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    Oh it was very exciting.

    The trip had it all, brawls bitches and beer!

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    Great thread.
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  8. 03-09-2007, 08:26 PM #48
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    Yes that shit was funny as hell. I was off somewhere making out with some hot chick while this happened.

    (now this thread has pictures) But when I came back matts face was quite swollen. Then later that night I got in a fight and busted his face open with a beer can. He needed stiches.


    We were asked to leave.......
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  9. 03-09-2007, 08:34 PM #49
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    True story.

    Landon was out with that bitch, and then he came back drunk and some kid started talking shit to Landon so they fought. Then when Landon was leaving the kid tried to hit him again so Landon turned around and threw a full beer can at the kids face and just totally jacked him up.

    Then we had to drive home drunk at 2:30am.

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  10. 03-09-2007, 08:38 PM #50
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    It was 3:30 a.m. when we left, remember just like when we left to go down there as well.




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  11. 03-09-2007, 10:22 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaNdomGuy
    you shoulda asked her if she knew what chloroform smelled like and then had your way with her


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  12. 03-09-2007, 11:33 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Driftk1d350z
    wouldnt it be HAHB?

    but that was an awesome story...i LOLed
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    thats hot!!! id grab her hand, put it in my pants, and tell her to beat that instead.
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  14. 03-10-2007, 12:04 AM #54
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    your emo why didnt you cry with her
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    your emo why didnt you cry with her
    I'm emo?

    Since when?

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    hmmm probally got you and halftwit mixed up again
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  17. 03-10-2007, 12:14 AM #57
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    wahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    hmmm probally got you and halftwit mixed up again
    Aww when Halfwit hears this he'll cry with joy.

    And then cut himself.
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    just el oh eling about this again!




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  20. 03-11-2007, 04:25 AM #60
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    honestly i would of told her to get the hand cuffs, and whip
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