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    Default Retirement...

    > >Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
    > >their days interesting.
    > >Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I
    > >was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a
    > >cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how
    > >about giving a retired person a break?"
    > >He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
    > >"Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn
    > >tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the
    > >second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
    > >Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
    > >more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

    > >Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car
    > >that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
    > >"Hillary in '08."
    > >I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
    > >important to my health.

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    At least get rid of the goddamn >>> symbols when posting E-mail jokes. Later, QD.
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    No, later KC

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    Hmmm. Later, QD.
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    brett send you that?
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    I got five on it, that if this guy ever does meet Evil Goat he shits his pants and says nothing.

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    Is it that old?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MR.org
    brett send you that?
    LOLOLOL
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!


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    i knew what was coming after like, the 5th line
    nemesis950psi 1:47 pm : but id hit a tree with a hole if i was single

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    Tough Crowd

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