The REAL IA Rules

[EvasiveEF9]

The Rules; as stated by the IA regulars

Sure, Brett's got his own set of rules, and some admins have some and such, but dude...we know those are a load of crap. So...post up what you think the REAL rules of IA are, or should be...

1) Don't fuck with QD. He'll pwn you, make you look like a douche, and everone will just laugh at you. You're not as gangsta as you think you are.
-Ammendment 1A: Thinkfast included - (Ltdnismorace)
2) If you're white or hispanic, don't come on here going "nigga this, nigga that". Just...don't.
3) Don't take ANYTHING on here seriously!
4) Guys will love you for posting anything remotely revealing of an attractive female. Well...no, I lied. ANY female. It could be your mom, and we'll still want :boobies:
5) If you're a noob, you'll get picked on. Straight up.
6) VTEC doesn't mean shit (I can say this, I'm a honda driver)
7) FWD's DON'T drift
8) Don't ask for reps. You'll get them as you deserve them.
9) We don't meet up in masses with huge wings, close off streets, take live video feeds (we will set you up to be all alone in the middle of nowhere) and drag race til someone picks up police activity on radar. We're not fast and furious.
10) Yes, we DO run the mountains, occasionally. If you're a noob, you have nothing to prove. Don't push yourself beyond your limits. You'll hurt yourself, or someone else.
11) Don't ask us about your fucking ticket. We've all (most of us) had one, at least...we paid the price, and we're not lawyers. Talk to the damn prosecutor at the court, or the court's clerk. It's that simple.
12) If you start talking shit...someone WILL notice. Whether you're bullshitting, or being a dick...someone will notice, and call you out.
13) don't mess with the admins/mods...we'll make your e-life a living hell - (Yousef)
14) All chicks on IA are bad news for one reason or another - (shagwAg3n)
15) Don't let YOUR chick find out about IA...
16) Don't insult anyone if you're a noob. QD knows where you sleep. - (BluesClues)
17) Don't let your friends get on IA. They will get you neg repped and/or banned.

Well, there's the first couple I could come up with. I could do more, but I'm tired...I'll add the list as some good ones come up, or just copy/paste. I wanna hear some good ones...