OK OK OK ....not really ,,but I do need this feline outta my house ASAP
**THE STORY**
My wife pulls in to our sub-division and sees a box that looks like a cat-taxi in the road kinda off to the side ,so she stops to see what the deal is and it's a cat-taxi and the door is open but the cat is in there just chillin out .So she brings the cat home and he/she has been here for a couple of days and its gotta go for the following reasons
(1)My Rottie keep looking at the cat like its food
(2)I think cats are for fags & bitches (homosexuals and ladies I apologize if I offended anyone)
(3)My wife wants to go get it shots and groomed to the tune of apprx 280 bucks ,(I can buy more EK parts with that money)
(4)I think cats are for fags & bitches ,,did I cover this allready?
(5)He makes these crazy wierd morbid noises at night ,,sounds like a baby crying and the shit creeps me out!!!!!!!!
even thou he make these strange sounds ,when I go to check on him he's purring ,the cat is allways purring ,,so I guess he's a happy cat
This may seem weird but I'm not sure if it a boy or a girl ,,I held it up to look at his package but I didnt really see anything down there so.....ummm...yeah
ohhh yeah,,, his name is Johnny Lin or at least that what his little cat house says on it
my wife whet and bought him a shit box ,kitty litter ,& cat food which is all included
with this cat
I may seem harsh but I love ani-mules (that what I call animals) and I dont wanna take him to the pound ,cause the little bastard might get gassed ,I dont want that so one of you guys take him (or her)!!!!!!!
I will deliever
Mike 770-309-3487
thanks Dekalb Co skhool systems
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