Yeah - like one time I designed a plan.

1) Cleaned up my house.
2) Turned the red lights on (bedroom).
3) Put 2 condoms under the pillow.
4) Threw on some gear.
5) Went to the club.
6) Had a BANGIN bitch that wanted to take me home - she was ready to leave. I wanted to wait until I could pass my # to another broad.
7) Talked to 2nd chick secretly in the corner for a few mins - passed her the number. SUCCESS
8) 1st chick nowhere to be found
9) Called "old faithful" when I got home at 3am - she was out of town and couldn't play.
10) rubbed one out and went to sleep. BUMMER