Quote Originally Posted by Wal-Mart
haha... you're fucked.

Before you go to court, wash your ass really good. Then take peanut butter and smear it all over you ass. When you go to court and go before the judge , stick your hands down your pants and all in the peanut butter. Pull your hand out, look at it, then start licking it off..... promptly followed by you pleading insanity.
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