Why the fuck do old people drive slow?
wouldn't you think they would be going faster knowing that they could "pass on" any second.
they don't have much time on this earth left, so why the hell are they wasting so much time moving slow down 1 lane roads. i'm bitter because they made me late today.
shouldn't they be doing exciting things like antique shopping or playing bingo
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they're scared of dying
quit stealing stand up material
Originally Posted by HypnoToad
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sounds like we got our own white carlos mencia
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he annoys me
he is way too ADHD and not funny
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im not sure you understood what i meant
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i did, but you didn't read the part about me never hearing him do stand up.
so your comment didn't apply.
i turned it into something that contributed to the convo instead
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when i am 90 i am going to be going 90.
yeah nick swardson
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sorry heard ur grand ma died...yea,she flipped her vette
never heard him do stand up
guy from grandma's boy though right?
"high score? what's that mean? is that bad? did i break it?"
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yea,and plays the guy on reno 911,that rollerskates and gives handjobs,lol
Once you turn 70 you should have to take you drivers exam again. Of course down here where my fucking dog could pass your retard test it would not matter.
so true
most of them can't even hear the horn when you honk at them when they swerve into your lane because they can't see over the wheel.
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they don't have much time on this earth left, so why the hell are they wasting so much time moving slow down 1 lane roads.
Because when you can't see past the steering wheel the horizon doesn't get any closer no matter how fast you drive.
does this go for the speedometer too
or does the whole math and numbers thing go down at that age too?
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yes check out his stuff really funny. he was also in malibu 's most wanted.
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yea,he ones of my fav stand ups,but jim gaffigan(spelling) is the best
thread is taking huge turn but oh well
jim gaffigan is one funny man
on all of his commercials i only see tour dates for northeast and midwest
is he coming here anytime soon, if so how much are tickets and when do they go on sale?
that man is funny as shit.
pablo francisco is also funny as shit
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yea,i really want to see jim if he comes here,dude i was gonna say pablo too hes funny as hellthread is taking huge turn but oh well
jim gaffigan is one funny man
on all of his commercials i only see tour dates for northeast and midwest
is he coming here anytime soon, if so how much are tickets and when do they go on sale?
that man is funny as shit.
pablo francisco is also funny as shit
you bringin up comedians reminded me of him
as we speak i'm dl'n his full skit off morpheus
20% there... (fiddles thumbs)
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nice,is the one he did on comedy central,with little tortia boy?
yes sirree
"i'd like to thank the almighty jahova for my new hot single, its called... suck you momma"
+1 (must spread rep before giving to HynpoToad)
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When your older it seems like its going alot faster because your eyes dont have time to adjust like they do now.
so its almost like they are skipping a beat while driving?
that sounds scarey
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carlos and dane cook are overrated
yea i try saying that at my lunch table at school
they pratically want to lynch me
they all want to do dane cook in the ass
hes funny, but over rated
i saw some italian guy doing a whole skit about oreo cookies, vanilla wafers, and other cookies on comedy central one night
he was hysterical but i think pretty low key... don't know his name
ring a bell for anyone?
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zach galifianakis > all
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one of the best,is the guy that sings songs..cant think of his name,hes been on comedy central
no, that fucked is just a waste of space
hes fucking annoying, not funny
i think his name is stephen lynch
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^^^stephen lynch
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repost
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and yall better not say mitch hedberg is funny,cause he aint..and everyone wants to lick his dead balls
dick get out of here with your fast typing and reading and no 30 post limit fuck off gwad dammit
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mitch was funny
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fuck off u reposter
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what bout dave chapelle?
he was really good back in the day
i think his stuff is getting repetitive though
but with liners like "rick james bitch"
he can't go wrong
even if he is getting a bit stale
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yea,his stand up is real good,hes no eddie murphy though
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