so i went to a concert last night... i went to go see CRADLE OF FILTH (www.cradleoffilth) they are probably one of the most well known and oldest black metal bands touring the states. i have been listening to these guys all the way back to 96-97...
i take kate w/ me last night (she thinks the lead singer is hot but doesn't really care for the music)... so we are walking up to the line and kate is dressed pretty normal and i'm sporting just a random band tshirt and some camo shorts. well we have to walk past the line of 150+ people in line...
what do i see... every other person is wearing COF shirts...? i'm like WTF anyone ever heard the pharse "DON'T BE THAT GUY" meaning don't wear the bands shirt to the bands show? WTF god dayum teeny boppers. as we keep walking the line gets scarier and scarier every other person is wear face makeup like they understand why Black Metal bands wear face paint... but none of these kids know why so they all look like the Ultimate Warrior from WWF back in the 80's
while i'm walking further down the line i'm thinking in the back of my head every couple of fat goth girls has a hot friend... well that Myth just got busted...! there was a total of 5 hot chicks the entire night. 1st) my wife 2nd) the beer girl (hot blonde college student) 3rd-5th) 3 hot chicks i saw waiting to piss.
so we get to the balcony (at the roxy) sit in the 1st row... 3 guys sit behind me and they are like we drove 5 hours to see these guys and i'm like "WHY? they aren't that good, i mean they were great back in 97 with their first couple cd' but this shit is kinda played out and radio friendly for my taste and will never compare to the legacy of EMPEROR (greatest black metal band of all time)" this mom and the few tenny boppers behind her all glare at me like WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? lol bitches
1st band: 3 INCHES OF BLOOD great band 80's speed metal w/ 2 vocalist, very good drummer
2nd band: 69 EYES holy crap! they sucked so much i wanted to drown myself in the urinal troft in the mens room... imagine Joey Ramone on vocals, Tommy Lee on drums, and the rest of the village people trying to preform TYPE O NEGATIVE style goth rock.... LAME!
3rd band: CRADLE OF FILTH... open up BAM! the terror begins they are fucking great live 1st couple tracks are new shit OK tracks but then they kick it old school rock out to the classics... unfortunately they didn't do a encore b/c lead singer had a fever and wasn't feeling well... i didn't think that was very metal. Lemmy would never pu$$ out like that; luckily we only cut new tracks.
(//_o) <-- goth/emo kid
^ 95% of the population there... and wtf is up w/ all of the FAT CHUD daughters + moms there... this fat mom stood next to my chair then entire COF set and she smelled like she had been wrestling some burly man and here fat chud of a daughter looked like she was going into seizeres watching the band play. then to make it worse another fat chick behind us kept screaming just so she could be heard... man oh man.
so to sum it up... the music scene is lame this is why i don't like going to larger SOLD OUT played out bands shows. they need hotter goth girls like when i was back in HS.
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and give lessons on WHAT IS METAL? b/c not finishing your set b/c your tummy hurts \/









