Soooo...about three weeks ago (give or take) the girl that I'm dating hits a deer in the middle of the night en route to her house from mine. She drives a relatively new toyota camry (03+, but I don't know for sure what year...it's the latest model, whatever it is) and it messed up the front end. Hood, grill, lights, fenders...awesome bloody mess. Her car's in the shop for like two weeks. The whole time I'd been making fun of her and stuff. Gets her car back, I continue to make fun of her, and I mean she feels bad cuz she killed the deer and all. She stopped, went back, and the deer was alive, but died shortly after. So this is just funny to me...

Tonight I'm hauling ass trying to get back to school before I get in trouble...I'm cruising down 60hwy, and I see this dog-looking thing crossing the road. I'm like "OH SHIT, IT'S NOT STOPPING!" so I flip on my highs, slam on the brakes, get sideways and shit, go off the road a bit, and the deer SLAMS into the side of my car. I regain control of the car, looking behind me and my buddy locks up the tires and swerves, and I'm like "Someone's car's getting wasted." Luckily, that wasn't the case. I flip-a-bitch and go back. No sign of the deer. It did no damage to either of our cars, and I assume it's alright. All I saw was it go spinning and land in front of my buddy's car, and I lost sight of it. He said it rolled on it's back, and jumped across the road behind him and took off outta sight.

So...lesson learned. Don't make fun of other's people's mishaps. Karma's a bitch...

Hoping to share giggles with some other people out tehre this evening. Anyone got similar stories? Reps will be given if I laugh.