Rich: At age 38 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.


Bob: At age 36 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.


Stan: At age 57 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.