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    Matt: At age 46 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.


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    J.J. Alfano: At age 63 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.





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    paul: At age 10 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ksinao
    paul: At age 10 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
    hello paul's ghost

    you are very techincally fluent to be using a computer
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    i've learned over time

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    repost....
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    Jamese: At age 72 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.


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    DJ Lowe: At age 23 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
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    At age 45 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

    The hell?

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    Joseph Tucker: At age 36 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

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    WTF?

    Jason: At age 4 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.
    So I'm dead......

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    At age 74 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
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    James Michael: At age 71 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

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    Damn some of yalls just plain out sucks...

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    By the looks of it now, I don't even have to use that site. I have the flu and went to the emergency room early yesterday morning for a severe fever.
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    Im still convinced that my death will be caused by a 18 wheeler. I came up with that in like 7th grade and I am still convinced that is how I will die.

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    At age 67 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer. <-----



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    Quote Originally Posted by 240SXs13guy
    At age 67 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer. <-----
    At least you get beer

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    lol yeah



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    rashad sallee: At age 72 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.



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    At age 27 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

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    At age 30 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM

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    Jeremy: At age 13 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

    I guess I am 23 years past due. Time to get a blender !!!

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    At age 69 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.
    What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    At age 30 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM
    Sounds about right.
    What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.

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    casey: At age 54 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    ^^^

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    this is races...cuz im black and aint no black man goin in no jungle...look at this BS prediction

    Bryan: At age 52 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.




















    racise i tell u



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    casey: At age 54 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
    u think that blender denotes the powuhd winduhz u finuhlly getz



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SniperJoe
    Sounds about right.
    lol, I already fell 40 feet once. I guess it's going to take another 10 feet to kill me?

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    Stephen: At age 31 you will choke on a piece of steak.



    DAMN I love steaks.

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    beta stop eatin em u crazy azn and go back to ur ruts...eat more ratz



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    HELL NO!!! More like chicken and "dogs" LOLOLOLLOL

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    LOL yall know yall dnt eat chicken...yall kill dem ductz



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    LOL yall know yall dnt eat chicken...yall kill dem ductz
    Sh*t, Chicken Flied Lice FTMFW!!!

    Duck is good too though. A little greasy but still good.

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    Richard: At age 73 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    Sh*t, Chicken Flied Lice FTMFW!!!

    Duck is good too though. A little greasy but still good.
    lol

    how do u cook duck



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    asian square BBQ!!! They have the best roast duck and bbq pork!


    ----sorry to get off subject...shit sounded too tasty... lolz
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    At age 49 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
    Hella stock member!

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    Richard: At age 61 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.


    Damn, that's cold...
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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