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    Default the number 23 and yousef

    for those of you who saw 23 you'll get these

    ba daka durka ba mika ba la durka da la mabib hind funa crima allajin huricania bada durki mu jajka ma dool la die, ba had mik ari binja ba la durka durka daka laka ber nij troknor nopt alf ma druka da! gru sanji urba yousef.

    yousef's penis is only 2.3 inches long

    yousef's full name is 23 letters - yousef burka daka dala alvi

    Yousef's car can hold 23 litres of gas.

    yousef's house was 32 miles from the theater

    Yousef posts count is a multiple of 23

    Yousef's daily automatic downshifts are 23

    Yousef's grade point avergae is 3.2

    Yousef's car color is pink

    Yousef secretly dreams about at least 5 people on IA a night, and 5 -3 = 2

    Yousef's intake cost $230

    yousef's daily usage of Fuck you or die is 23

    THe movie "number 23" got out tonight at 12:11

    Yousef's bill at on the border was $11.22

    by the way yousef..... 23. lol sleep well little buddy!

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    LOL, I just spit out my drink. How was the movie though, worth seeing?

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    lol

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    i'm 22 asshole
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    my car had a 123623 miles on it when i left the theatre
    premium gas is 2.39
    it is 23 steps from my front door to my bedroom
    windows loaded at 12:32...32 reversed is 23
    i get 23 mpg on my car
    i have 23 texts in my inbox
    round trip from my house to work is 23 miles
    my birthday is 5/3/84 5x3=15 15+8 is 23
    my sister's birthday is 2/6/92 2x6=12 12+9+2= 23

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    i'm losing it...
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    did i mention how old you are..... <- 23 letters bitch!

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    lol i heard it was a good movie
    You know better; next time will be a ban.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    i'm 22 asshole
    You're 22, which means in 1 year you'll be 23.... OH SHIT, 22+1=23!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    i'm 22 asshole
    22 + 1 = 23.




    I'm a mathmetician! yay!

    EDIT: Damnit someone read my mind!

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    bwhahaha rep points are welcome, help me get 23 rep points or 32 people to rep me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magius
    22 + 1 = 23.




    I'm a mathmetician! yay!

    EDIT: Damnit someone read my mind!
    AW SHIT, you probably posted 23 seconds after I did!!

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    lol how was the movie BTW?

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    HOLY SHIT...MY AVERAGE POST COUNT IS 22.96

    ROUND THAT UP IS 23!!!
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    HA bitch told you i was right<--- 23 again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    HA bitch told you i was right<--- 23 again!
    i'm going to stab you 23 times...
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    with a knife with 23 serated edges? lol in 32 seconds? lol

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    OH NO Yousef's car has 23 horsepower!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    HOLY SHIT...MY AVERAGE POST COUNT IS 22.96

    ROUND THAT UP IS 23!!!
    My post count as of this post is 7,556.... 7+5+5+6=................... 23

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110™
    My post count as of this post is 7,556.... 7+5+5+6=................... 23

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    brian did 23 burnouts on the way to the movie theatre...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    BWhahahah! DUMBASS you only posted 22 smileys! bwhahaha 2eLF-own3d

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    brian did 23 burnouts on the way to the movie theatre...
    Nah, but I did do 2-3 big ones leaving the theater, LOL.

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    burning off 2/32nd of your tires?

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    indeed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    burning off 2/32nd of your tires?
    HOLY SHIT...YOUR POST IS NUMBER 23!!!

    YOU'RE GOING TO DIE JOHN MICHAEL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    burning off 2/32nd of your tires?
    Hell yeah, then got revved on when I was almost home by a 3000gt and beat him by about 23 car lengths.

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    no retard you cause you spelled my name wrong! and thats MR JDM to you!

    btw its jon-michael

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    no retard you cause you spelled my name wrong! and thats MR JDM to you!

    btw its jon-michael
    i thought you said it was jon-michelle?

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    look here terrorist, i'm personally going to put you in a shrub, only cause i'm not tall enough to put you in a tree, and if your going to put your dirty indian accent on with a french twist say it right, jean-michelle, tard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yousef's info
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    16+6+1=23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    OMG MAR 2005 :Eek: 3 + 2 = 5! OMG!

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    MY phone says its 1:22

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    YOUSEF SAID 23 TIMES THAT HE WANTED MY FOGS!!! LOL!!!

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    AND MY FOGS COST ME 230!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG LOLOLO!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    MY phone says its 1:22
    Oh shit, that was post #32.... 23 reversed.... We're all gonna die.

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    Now if only I could have 23 hearing aids...
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    Yousef gonna blow him self up on 2 3 23

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deaf Pimp
    Now if only I could have 23 hearing aids...
    Oh no, your car is a 2003.

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    Brian: OG Black Delegation Member = 23
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    Shit, my post count 2,396
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