*Rant* My Roomate is a Retard

**Kyle** · 02-22-2007, 01:50 PM

This kid makes no sense and does some retarded shit.

He keeps stealing my shit. Every now and then he leaves his closet open and today I see he has decided to take a new schick quattro titaniums. Why?

Reasoning with this kid is next to impossible. And he bitches all the time, then tells me I'm too mean to him?

Maybe cuz your an asshole and steal my shit?

**imbosile** · 02-22-2007, 01:51 PM

hahhaah wtf? are you sure he didn't get it from Barnes and Noble, they give them out for free.

**Kyle** · 02-22-2007, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by imbosile

hahhaah wtf? are you sure he didn't get it from Barnes and Noble, they give them out for free.

They only do that at the beginning of the semester if you buy a book.

And I have four brand new razors and today I see one in his closet, then check mine, and there are three.

This kid is a moron I swear, he keeps stealing stupid shit from everybody like drinks and stuff.

Originally Posted by iScott

Lock your shit up. Getting your stuff stillen sucks.
And then play some pranks on him. Just to rub it in that he's an ass clown.

Lol people need to just stop stillen. One of my roomates dislikes him so much at the end of this semester he is going to cut all of his cords for his electronics.

**05Tib** · 02-22-2007, 01:54 PM

stick a mouse trap in his bed

**R3RUN** · 02-22-2007, 02:10 PM

Maybe yours and mine should be roomates. haha.

**Leadfoot_mf** · 02-22-2007, 02:21 PM

cut him with the razor. just bitch slap the fag and stop being such a pussy.....

get angry kyle. lolz

**CHADbee** · 02-22-2007, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf

cut him with the razor. just bitch slap the fag and stop being such a pussy.....

and pour salt in his wound ftmfw

**ShooterMcGavin** · 02-22-2007, 02:35 PM

report him to housing, he sounds gay as fuck....if housing don't do shit just get together w/ur roommates and kick his fucking ass

**Kyle** · 02-22-2007, 02:54 PM

He is. He doesn't do shit, he washes all his dishes like once a fucking month, he has taken the trash out once since the beginning of the year. And then he always tells me he can't wait till he doesn't have to room with me anymore. WTF? he fails to realize he is the problem and even when he is not rooming with me he will still suck.

**ShooterMcGavin** · 02-22-2007, 02:57 PM

hmmm yeah, go w/plan b and just kick his ass

**man** · 02-22-2007, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by shagwAg3n

hmmm yeah, go w/plan b and just kick his ass

I wanna come!

**IndianStig** · 02-22-2007, 03:38 PM

Piss on his pillow.

**latoilette** · 02-22-2007, 03:41 PM

yeah, piss on his pillow. or get him drunk and feed him "piss" corona mixed with 3/4 real corona.

**Leadfoot_mf** · 02-22-2007, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by latoilette

yeah, piss on his pillow. or get him drunk and feed him "piss" corona mixed with 3/4 real corona.

it already comes that way.....if you pissed in it your self it would be 50/50 piss/beer ratio.

**Ltdnismorace** · 02-22-2007, 03:42 PM

what is it with all the fag roommates, when I was in college me and my roommate got along great. I say smack the shit out of him. Throw him out the window. Wait for him to take a shower and point and laugh. Something yah know.

**Kyle** · 02-22-2007, 03:45 PM

keep the ideas coming.

**Nemesis** · 02-22-2007, 03:50 PM

Kyle Id hate to be your roomate. All the emotional abuse from the constant yelling would cause me to commit suicide.

**Kyle** · 02-22-2007, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis

Kyle Id hate to be your roomate. All the emotional abuse from the constant yelling would cause me to commit suicide.

That's why he stole my razor, he was going to slit his wrists from teh abuse.

**Ltdnismorace** · 02-22-2007, 03:50 PM

we did it as a joke but you could do it and be mean about it, we put used condoms "full" into our buddies clean socks. That shit was pretty funny.

**IndianStig** · 02-22-2007, 03:52 PM

If you are 100% sure that he is stealing your stuff. Take good pictures of every one of his items, make an ad campaign for an auction of his shit to recover your other roomates and your losses. Put the posters up everywhere on campus, with the reason on the poster, and if his dumbass self doesn't realize that its his stuff being bid on, sell that shit, haha.

**Jecht** · 02-22-2007, 05:00 PM

I live at home so I don't have to put up with stupid roommates.

**Infinite** · 02-22-2007, 05:08 PM

just put his head through the wall once... garauntee he wont fuck with your shit anymore after that

**SwurvinIn** · 02-24-2007, 12:18 PM

my roommate is a cunt bag...but she is moving out as we speak....thank GOD!

**sirkus** · 02-24-2007, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by SwurvinIn

my roommate is a cunt bag...but she is moving out as we speak....thank GOD!

Do you request your roommates? Or do they just stick you with random assholes? One of my old friends was stayin in a room at southern poly tech.. they put her with a 300lb gangsta bitch. She wound up moving out. Do you not have a choice at all?

**ShooterMcGavin** · 02-24-2007, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by SwurvinIn

my roommate is a cunt bag...but she is moving out as we speak....thank GOD!

wow, are u talkin about who i think ur talkin about?

**Infinite** · 02-22-2007, 05:14 PM

oooh. you should encourage him... and video tape that shit... darwin award FTMFW

**Leadfoot_mf** · 02-22-2007, 07:25 PM

i had an alcoholic roommate in the navy he would drink himself to sleep every night and piss his bed every night shit was sick. the fucker would never get up for class and was a real pain in the ass so. my other room mates and i would shut off his alarm clock and leave for class real quite. he would over sleep and miss class after three times missing class he had to go to navy rehab.

so the moral of the story is ahhh fuck it i have no morals

**Infinite** · 02-22-2007, 07:26 PM

we knew that already tim :p

**BlkCD5** · 02-22-2007, 07:29 PM

see, thats what i can't stand about roomates. I'd just choke the bitch if i were you. People need to stop "stillen" simple shit like that. Why not just ask?

**keevo54** · 02-22-2007, 08:11 PM

Find out if he is allergic to something and put that on the quatro.
Change the time on his alarm clock so he wakes up at the wrong time.
Put a password on his computer.
It would probably be easiest to confront him and possibly kick his ass.

**BlkCD5** · 02-22-2007, 08:20 PM

thats good, just set him up to commit manslaughter

. Some allergies are deadly you know.

**Kyle** · 02-22-2007, 10:06 PM

Damn I should set a password on his computer. Ahaha serves him right for not protecting his comp with one.

**Leadfoot_mf** · 02-22-2007, 11:12 PM

yeah log on to ia from his computer its sure to get super aids

**Kyle** · 02-22-2007, 11:22 PM

Okay here is the discussion I just had with him. Hope this gives you an idea of what he is like.

Me: Why did you steal my shit?
Him: What have I ever stolen from you?
Me: My razor?
Him: Uhhh, ohhhh. Yeeaah. Well you have like 3 of them.
Me: So if I have a lot of something you can steal it?
Him: But I shave more often than you.
Me: So that gives you the right to steal it? So if you have a car but I would use it more then I could steal it?
Him: No. But you got those for free.
Me: You truly are a dumbass aren't you?

**DC2girl** · 02-23-2007, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by Kyle

Okay here is the discussion I just had with him. Hope this gives you an idea of what he is like.

Me: Why did you steal my shit?
Him: What have I ever stolen from you?
Me: My razor?
Him: Uhhh, ohhhh. Yeeaah. Well you have like 3 of them.
Me: So if I have a lot of something you can steal it?
Him: But I shave more often than you.
Me: So that gives you the right to steal it? So if you have a car but I would use it more then I could steal it?
Him: No. But you got those for free.
Me: You truly are a dumbass aren't you?

Im glad I dont gotta stay with a stupidass like that.

**ShooterMcGavin** · 02-24-2007, 02:16 AM

Originally Posted by Kyle

Okay here is the discussion I just had with him. Hope this gives you an idea of what he is like.

Me: Why did you steal my shit?
Him: What have I ever stolen from you?
Me: My razor?
Him: Uhhh, ohhhh. Yeeaah. Well you have like 3 of them.
Me: So if I have a lot of something you can steal it?
Him: But I shave more often than you.
Me: So that gives you the right to steal it? So if you have a car but I would use it more then I could steal it?
Him: No. But you got those for free.
Me: You truly are a dumbass aren't you?

should've taped that conversation...

**Ltdnismorace** · 02-23-2007, 12:59 AM

BUHAHAHAHAHAHA... I say the only solution is to donkey punch him

**Hektik** · 02-23-2007, 01:24 AM

OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE A BITCH.... CAUSE I GAURANTEE IF SOMEBODY STOLE MY SHIT ID TAKE A BAT TO THERE HEAD...... STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND COMING ON HERE BITCHING ABOUT SOMEBODY STEALING UR SHIT AND MAN THE FUCK UP.... PUSSY

**Kyle** · 02-23-2007, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by Hektik

OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE A BITCH.... CAUSE I GAURANTEE IF SOMEBODY STOLE MY SHIT ID TAKE A BAT TO THERE HEAD...... STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND COMING ON HERE BITCHING ABOUT SOMEBODY STEALING UR SHIT AND MAN THE FUCK UP.... PUSSY

The stuff he is stealing is so insignificant I am more confused than upset. It just makes me think why?

If it was something more important I would do something about it.

**bigdare23** · 02-23-2007, 01:37 AM

Glad I dont have to worry about a roommate

APT FTW!!!!

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