Yes, I'm A Bad American

[Brett]

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by: George Carlin



I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.


I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!


I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.


I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.


I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.


My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.


I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.


I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA .


I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?



I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them..


I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.


I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.


And what is going on with gas prices... again?


I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !


If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.


If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We want our country back!

[Sol-Badguy]

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.

I fucking hate that. They're out here all the time in Atlanta.

[Halfwit]

i look at them in disgust, cause the only tiem i drive is when im going/ coming FROM WORK

[Ran]

I doubt George Carlin wrote that, but I'm in 100% agreement with that e-mail.

[Brett]

Have you ever heard his routines? It sounds like he would write that

[babygurl]

I like this email..and agree 100%

[jmmx258]

Have you ever heard his routines? It sounds like he would write that

My dad and Grandmother lol, are big George Carlin fans. I'm pretty sure thats him!!

And I'm 100% in a agreement!

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

I love George Carlin!!!

[Brett]

That signature with the cat cracks my ass up

[Killer]

awesome find!

[Doppelgänger]

I got this one after Katrina..

"Dear New Orleans,

The whole world knows you got your ass handed to you by a hurricane. But you know, most of you idiots had over a week to get the hell out of there, so for those of you who stayed and are complaining, we hope you die. Also, it was reported that anywhere that there were large groups of refugees staying, the crime rate doubled. Good job on making yourself's look like the scum of America you are. Ya'll complained about getting no help and help late, then you finally get it, get more then has ever been given, and you peopel still abuse it and complain it wasn't enough. Almost your entire state is flattened but you morons are concerned about looting places... not to get things you need, but things like beer, tv's, toys and guns. I hope that TV you were trying to get home in your raft fell over and you got stuck to it and drown.

Learn history. There have been more hurricanes that have hit the Gulf and the Eastern Seaboard then you have brothers, sisters cousins, in laws and grandparants. It seems in all of those, people took heed of the warning, and got the hell out. They also came back and just simply got busy rebuilding, not sitting on their asses complaining. There also weren't racist bastards like Kanye West making accusations that the President was trying to kill black people. You should be hung by your toes and stoned to death for treason...faggot.

Take a lesson from everyone in Florida, Texas, South Carolina and North Carolins you idiots.

Love,
the other lower 47 states"

[SKUNK2GUY]

this isn't a joke but i'm a bad american cause i would never buy an american car!

[MachNU]

this is a modify repost from me last year!!!!!

[MachNU]

We The People..... Of The United States

[Hektik]

I got this one after Katrina..

"Dear New Orleans,

The whole world knows you got your ass handed to you by a hurricane. But you know, most of you idiots had over a week to get the hell out of there, so for those of you who stayed and are complaining, we hope you die. Also, it was reported that anywhere that there were large groups of refugees staying, the crime rate doubled. Good job on making yourself's look like the scum of America you are. Ya'll complained about getting no help and help late, then you finally get it, get more then has ever been given, and you peopel still abuse it and complain it wasn't enough. Almost your entire state is flattened but you morons are concerned about looting places... not to get things you need, but things like beer, tv's, toys and guns. I hope that TV you were trying to get home in your raft fell over and you got stuck to it and drown.

Learn history. There have been more hurricanes that have hit the Gulf and the Eastern Seaboard then you have brothers, sisters cousins, in laws and grandparants. It seems in all of those, people took heed of the warning, and got the hell out. They also came back and just simply got busy rebuilding, not sitting on their asses complaining. There also weren't racist bastards like Kanye West making accusations that the President was trying to kill black people. You should be hung by your toes and stoned to death for treason...faggot.

Take a lesson from everyone in Florida, Texas, South Carolina and North Carolins you idiots.

Love,
the other lower 47 states"

WOW....... its like he was inside my head when he was writting this....lol...


+1




ohh and i guess im a somewhat decent american cause i only aggree with most of that

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

this isn't a joke but i'm a bad american cause i would never buy an american car!

Although I own a Pontiac now, I'll never buy another American car! I've learned my lesson!!!