Try this it really works.

[Ran]

My girlfriends ass does not smell. No girl I have ever had sex with had an ass that smelled so bad it would block out the smell of Fruity Pebbles. When I have sex I smell balls, sweat and cum. If I ate Count Chocula while fucking I am pretty sure the smell of the cereal would stand out over the rest of the "sex smells".

And how the fuck would a woman bend in a way to smell ass THEN piss. Why the fuck would you not just stand up after pissing and the stick your face in the toilet.

Or does the piss need to be in mid stream to get the aroma of Lucky Charms?

This has to be one of the funniest posts I've ever read.