I don't really think I've ever said anything to crazy to a cop. I did get pulled over (drunk) driving suspension. This was in my EF hatch. I built the motor myself, nothing to special. I ported and polished the head, polished the rods because i was tired of them breaking and trashing blocks, i'd rather have them bend lol. I also had a cool air intake. Nothin major..but it was gutted about as far as spoon91's lol.

The cop was a guy i grew up, and raced motocross with actually, and he hated me b/c he sucked on the track, and i jumped over his head on an 80.

Being as I was drunk, I ran!! This is a little country town in pa, I knew the roads perfectly. I don't know my domestic cars at all but the cars they use are the fwd gm's that a lot of cops are starting to use. I had him too!! I took off down this road, and there was a red light, I knew the area for the most part. The light turned green before I got there, the light turned green, and I aired my civic about 5 feet up, and about 30 feet out, slammed down, as I looked up and saw the "Dead End" sign. Pulled in a horse shoe driveway, and stopped half way in the middle and was waiting for him to see which end he would go in. He pulled in where he'd come up to my front end. I went to back up, and outta no where a statey pulls in behind me. No sooner did they get me out of the car, the statey got a call and had to leave.


I told the local cop i was in a hurry to take my niece and nephew trick or treating (it was on halloween) lol and didnt see him. After an hour I talked them into towing my car to my grandmoters, instead of impound. When We got there, I looked him square in the eyes, and told him, "If I would've known that area a little be better, you wouldn't have caught me" He just shrugged his shoulders and told me I'm lucky to not be in jail and to watch what I say lol.