haha those are some good stories..

I drink too much everytime I drink.

I turned 21 on the 13th of this month. So last weekend was the 1st weekend of me being 21. I got started drinking at about 5pm so at about 10pm I was pretty shitty and I pulled up pics of my ex girl on the big screen in the living room and showed them to everyone at my apartment then called her and told her I was showing everyone lol (anyone remember the thread about the worn out 19year old? yea it was her) well she ended up calling the cops on me AGAIN haha she was at a party where my brother was so he called me and told me the cops just picked her up and they were headed to my place so we all decided to go to waffle house. so I get my food and the slut calls me and was like someone wants to talk to you. so Im like ok and then I hear this is officer so and so and u need to open the door right now. so I LOL and tell him Im not there so he ask me where Im at and I tell him out and about. he goes on to asking me where I am several times and I keep giving him the same answer.. then I tell him even if I was there I wouldnt let his ass in w/ out a warrant. and told him its not my fault that shes a pornstar. told them that she took the pics and she sent them to me. its her fault not mine. end of phone call.. so I go back to eating and I get another phone call from her. and this time its a guy I went to school with which is now a cop and hes trying to be mr badass bc hes a cop and tell him shes a pornstar and ask if he'd like to see it. and again ran my mouth off to him. My buddies didnt believe I was talkin to cops the whole time bc they said I was talkin shit and not being respectful at all.. so anyways after I ate we went back to my apartment. thank god the cops werent waiting on me and I took a shower and got in bed about 3am now and I decided to call my ex. and tell her goodnight hahaha