L M F A O

Holy shit!! This guy just got SERIOUS on me.

Step one) Remove panties.

Step two) Shake panties free of beach sand.

Step three) Retrieve douche-bag from beneath bathroom sink.

Step four) Fill douche bag with warm water.

Step five) Insert douche bag into vaginal canal, squeeze, and clench vaginal muscles.

Step six) Repeat steps four and five if sand irritation persists.

Step seven) Put on new Target-brand panties.

Step eight) Smile, you're no longer an angry bitch.