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  1. 02-14-2007, 08:29 PM #1
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    Default funny valentine moment

    ok so heres a funny moment in the life of JM, so yousef and i were at the mall and we got some food yeah i know bad idea lol anyways, so were getting cash out of the atm and i notice a flurry of red. its my ex hahaha and all of a sudden i had an over whelming wave of nausea (sp?). i turn to yousef and say, "oh ish thats ***** (the name shall remain un given), quick i have to poo. " seriously i didn't have to go but in that split second of seeing her i got an upset stomach and could have taken a whole bottle of tums. lol i would go into other details but i can't stop laughing and i was told to be nice.

    also, i'm enjoying this vals day much better than last lol


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    So...your ex makes you want to shit your pants? Huh...
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    o man

    this could get entertaining
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    lol ok, well mr mischief, since i'm going with a funny theme here write something funnier, and yes she does. it was an over whelming sense of..... sigh if only i didnt have to be nice here lol. and yes it could brian yes it could. but its makos time y0! were going to buy girls shots to touch yousef's wee wee lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    lol ok, well mr mischief, since i'm going with a funny theme here write something funnier, and yes she does. it was an over whelming sense of..... sigh if only i didnt have to be nice here lol. and yes it could brian yes it could. but its makos time y0! were going to buy girls shots to touch yousef's wee wee lol
    haha hes goin?
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    lol yes he is lol, its going to be awesome, feel free to meet us there tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    lol yes he is lol, its going to be awesome, feel free to meet us there tonight
    i would but i got class early in the AM, which fucking blows
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    So...your ex makes you want to shit your pants? Huh...
    she must of used too much lube on the strap on....
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    mako's was the shiz....and JM really had to go uber poopie after seeing her...
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    you shoulda just looked at her and made this face:






    then uppercutted the nearest midget


    that woulda showed her
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    mako's was the shiz....and JM really had to go uber poopie after seeing her...

    Why? Does she have hairy nipples too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    mako's was the shiz....and JM really had to go uber poopie after seeing her...
    wtf? y'all were back before 1am? wek sos
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    sounds like a shitty situation

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    haha was that a pun?
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    yes, yes it was

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    we wanna go to mako's!

    did yousefina really go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly marie
    we wanna go to mako's!

    did yousefina really go?
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    oOoOoOo did you see :boobies:

    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly marie
    oOoOoOo did you see :boobies:

    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    ...pat's

    oh my.. i'm so so sorry!

    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly marie
    oh my.. i'm so so sorry!

    haha

    did you get on the swing? if we go we will make you get on it!!


    the hot body shot girl almost seduced me into doing a body shot...but my will power overpowered her b00bs and i refused....i asked is she had coke then i would do it....she pointed at the jager and said that was coke...i told her i'm not a moron...
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    lol thats funny.. well we all need to go again.. maybe when it gets a tad warmer
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    i told her i'm not a moron...
    but u are?
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    yeah we do it was great! its always fun when you have the right combination of people lol. we will definately invite the drelly the next time we party lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
    yeah we do it was great! its always fun when you have the right combination of people lol. we will definately invite the drelly the next time we party lol
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    i couldn't forget my toyota wingman, besides what is teh darkside without the dark lord of boost and 6 cylinder goodness?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince NISMO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    oh ok! i can't forget the toyota wingman of jdm goodness either

    so now i gotta remember:

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    last time we went i was the DD.. er the DDD.. i wasn't planning on drinking that much but yea.. wow.. wayner and drew were shouting at the cows on the way home ahahahahaha good stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly marie
    last time we went i was the DD.. er the DDD.. i wasn't planning on drinking that much but yea.. wow.. wayner and drew were shouting at the cows on the way home ahahahahaha good stuff
    Well, I saw the "bra size" thread in the pictures forum, and I remember the DD, but not the DDD. Please explain....with pictures.
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    yeaa show me your boobies woman!
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    Quote Originally Posted by drupason
    yeaa show me your boobies woman!
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    Oh dayum! lol
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