and right after flowers, she gave killer a pink tacoQuote:
Originally Posted by kelly
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and right after flowers, she gave killer a pink tacoQuote:
Originally Posted by kelly
Not quiet yet...
i didnt get shit, but i got some booty monday night so its all good
I told the wife, the bedroom is this way
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I better be impressed! LOL.
lol werd, was needing a new pet since her guinea pig died :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JennB
um hello? i said python, not earthworm? :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
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Originally Posted by Steveo
did ya at least sit on ur hand for the "stranger" effect? :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by CRAMERIZKING
uh so u got flowers and then the flower delivery guy gave it to u up the butt? :thinking: where can i sign up for that delivery job :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by kelly
wtf mike, monday nite? that's like 2 days ago :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. KiDD
You sure that the snake didn't eat it while she was waiting to give it to you? :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
So far.. I've gotten a card, chocolate, and a North face jacket, and we are going out tonight to my favorite restaurant.
shit i wish, that damn guinea PIG (extra emphasis on pig since he was fat) was annoying and she never really had the time to take care of it either. plus ball pythons don't get big enough to ever eat guinea pigs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magius
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Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
you guys don't really do that right? lol
nice, where's that dickgobler takin u? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Princess12
i don't, i can't speak for cramer though :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by candy2082002
lol wow that is just weird lol
bought mom and sis roses
I got a sad lonely day at work all alone. and dodge neon of a fuckin rental.
lol... Nah, I really prefer the purple elephant technique.Quote:
Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
i've never heard of anyone admitting to it...Quote:
Originally Posted by candy2082002
So i'll be the first :DQuote:
Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
Nothing. Jesse and I broke up Monday.
what the fuck is the purple elephant technique??
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Originally Posted by devin
Thats what I was thinking....:thinking:
For real though... I got bored as hell way before my hand went numb... The stranger doesn't really work out when you have a.d.d. One minute I'm preparing for mind blowing pleasure, the next minute I am skipping down my block in a speedo. :fruit:
Woah, really? Haven't ya'll been dating for a while? You ok?Quote:
Originally Posted by BluesClues
Breakups suck :(
I don't quite know... The most retarded name i could come up with on the spot?Quote:
Originally Posted by devin
Now if you are hypers girl shouldn't you be with him instead of at a computer thinking about my masturbation techniques?Quote:
Originally Posted by candy2082002
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Originally Posted by CRAMERIZKING
ha ha yep except we are both at work sooooooo yeah just bored lol
where you guys going? me and liz are going to dantesQuote:
Originally Posted by Princess12
Yeah a year exactly today. It was a mutual thing. We are still friends though. Nothing has changed but the title.Quote:
Originally Posted by kelly
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Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
yes they do.....
we had a female that was like 3-4 foot bigger than an average ball python...
Me and killer are just going to Outback and to see a movie. It's tradition. :)
MAKING A MOVIE OUTBACK IS A TRADITION?Quote:
Originally Posted by kelly
Lol...Quote:
Originally Posted by Steveo
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Originally Posted by BluesClues
so ur still hittin it.. and that's all that really counts...
in every relationship other than ours chante.. i love u!
:lmao: JerkQuote:
Originally Posted by Killer
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Originally Posted by kelly
not tradition... just what we did on our first vday...
i was broke as all get out... and i was luckey and got a tip that day on a delivery.. just enought to buy us a meal! lol....
we haven't really had a normal date in awhile, i'm looking forward to it...
TITLES ARE BULLSHIT.
Me and my girl having even talked about relationship status so we stay more like REALLY close friends with benefits, which is what we both want right now. Maybe down the road but these fuckers that ask girls to be BF/GF after knowing them a day? fuck that. Thats strictly booty call material
not normally, in captivity they usually get to about 4-5ft max. mine's captive bred so i don't expect it to be that big at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
Lol... no where like Dantes, but we're going to Chilis... I love that place!Quote:
Originally Posted by Steveo
Oh yeah, Kani House was last year...Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
True. Sydney's Sinful Sundae's- FTW! :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer