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    Default What gets louder as it gets smaller?

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    A baby in a trash compactor.

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    A baby in a trash compactor.
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    DAMNIT KYLE!!

    Beat me by two seconds.
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    Negative decibles...the baby would die before it was fully compacted...

    DUHHH
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    Negative decibles...the baby would die before it was fully compacted...

    DUHHH
    Yeah but as it was getting crushed it would make noise for a period of time.
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    I saw you edit on those emoticons..
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    Quote Originally Posted by BA Panda
    I saw you edit on those emoticons..
    Emoticons?

    Huh?

    I edit every single post I ever make, well most of them.
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    A Civic? lol
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    Compressed air in a horn such as train or tug boat horn. I dont know just guessing.
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    LOL @ A CIVIC
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    kyle wins...
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    but i really like some of the other answers

    Anyone got a good dead baby joke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    Emoticons?

    Huh?

    I edit every single post I ever make, well most of them.

    why would you edit most of your posts?
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    ^Yeah, by two seconds..
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    Quote Originally Posted by BA Panda
    ^Yeah, by two seconds..
    next thing you were gonna say is "i had you!"

    then kyle is gonna say "doesnt matter if you 'had' me, winning is winning weither its by 2 seconds or 10 minutes" hahahaha
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    What is better than a dead baby?








    The revoked child-support.
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    ^DAAAMN!!
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    How do you get 10 dead babies into a pitcher?

    Blender.


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    What happens when you burn baby's face off?


    It makes weird noises and crawls into walls.







    What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?

    A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler
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    What's worse than a barrel full of dead babies?











    The alive one at the bottom crawling its way out.
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    How do you turn a baby into a dog?
    Pour gas over it and light a match--WOOF!


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    what do u get when u throw 2 dead babies in the fire?















    i don't know but i get a hard on
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
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    Ok I win this shit.
    What cries as it walks in circles?

    A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.

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    What did the deaf, mute baby get for christmas?

    Cancer
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    How much dick can a 10 year old boy take?


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    I dunno... ask THINKFAST.
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    How do you stop a dead baby from falling down a well?








    Throw a spear through it's head.
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    How do you make a 9 year old girl cry?

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    Use her teddy bear to wipe the blood off your cock.
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    What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Ferrari?












    I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    How much dick can a 10 year old boy take?


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    I dunno... ask THINKFAST.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    How much dick can a 10 year old boy take?


    ..


    I dunno... ask THINKFAST.
    cut it out w/the pederass jokes man, these kids in ur jokes are too old for this thread
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    What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
    A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.

    Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
    It was hit by a truck.

    What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
    You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

    What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
    Ripping them off again.

    Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
    I don't know why they didn't either.
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    u know what i like about eight yr olds...





    u can slick their hair back in the shower and they look 5!
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    After you are through having fun, there might be something left to eat!
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