Fuck the cows them fuckers are mean as hell then you have to worrie about animals running out in front of you on your way home at 3 in the morning. Sat at about 9 am on my way to dales ther was a turkey standing in the road i had to come to a complete stop and get out, the fucker was laying on the road givin me the evil eye. I was like move bitch, damn thing mumbled at me so I had to give it a little push finelly it moved. fucking kuntry

Then you got rapid possumes that put up camp under your porch yea thats fun.

Oh well atleast there are no idiots climbing cranes up here. The rednecks around just stump train the cows, and go around saying,

Boy why u drive that rice car for shit i gots me a 88 camro with some dual exhaust

so I go :jerkit: