Pipe no, slit his throat no. I would take him outside, strip him down, and fucking tent stake his ass to the gound. I would then take out my case of yuengling lager bottles, and proceed to drink and piss on him every time the urge came about. When he is at the edge of death I would take him inside, and warm him up. I would then take a small test tube full of fire ants and stick it in his dick hole. The break it and watch him scream as they ate thier way out. Then make sure he spends the rest of his life in prison getting gang raped by a large group of angy men. Some of you may think this is sick or going too far but there is a beautiful 2 year old girl next to me and the thought of anything like this happening to her makes me want to torture someone till they go insane.