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    Default let's all do our part

    MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY.

    As you may already know, it is a sin for a muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 p.m. eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America. It is your patriotic duty to participate in thie event!!
    nemesis950psi 1:47 pm : but id hit a tree with a hole if i was single

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    You're going to make Yousef cry.


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    Sounds like a good idea. LOL.
    :boobies:

    Shooting mutha fuckahs in the face and gettin paid.

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    hahaah

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    great idea...damn work
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!


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    f*ck a 6 pack, i've got the keg!

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    hahaha no comment...

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    Not very funny
    its a rip off of another joke
    and muslim doesn't equal terrorist

    no + for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bajjani
    Not very funny
    its a rip off of another joke
    and muslim doesn't equal terrorist

    no + for you
    true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bajjani
    Not very funny
    its a rip off of another joke
    and muslim doesn't equal terrorist

    no + for you

    I know this. and I seriously doubt a muslim man will kill himself if some naked women was runnin through the streets. just figured it would be a good way to try and see some :boobies: lol
    nemesis950psi 1:47 pm : but id hit a tree with a hole if i was single

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    i'll give you an A for your efforts

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffdaddy18
    I know this. and I seriously doubt a muslim man will kill himself if some naked women was runnin through the streets. just figured it would be a good way to try and see some :boobies: lol


    appreciate your concern...
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    f*ck a 6 pack, i've got the keg!

    where do u live again?

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    Well there was another joke i heard last year that had something similiar except it was in an office instead of outside

    I changed it to run around your school and posted it up thru out my college and got bitched at by faculty/RAs for it

    oh well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bajjani
    Well there was another joke i heard last year that had something similiar except it was in an office instead of outside

    I changed it to run around your school and posted it up thru out my college and got bitched at by faculty/RAs for it

    oh well
    Yeah, George told me to post it at the high school I used to student-teach at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    Yeah, George told me to post it at the high school I used to student-teach at.
    the same school where one of your students hit on you?

    ''hey mr. randall...the is my apple and this is my cherry"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    Yeah, George told me to post it at the high school I used to student-teach at.

    high school? isn't that kinda old for him?
    nemesis950psi 1:47 pm : but id hit a tree with a hole if i was single

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    the same school where one of your students hit on you?
    Yes. Actually, that happened on four seperate occasions.

    Quote Originally Posted by buffdaddy18
    high school? isn't that kinda old for him?
    Beggers can't be choosers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    You're going to make Yousef cry.

    nah he just wants him to kill himself

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    The more I watch that clip the more I hope he punches himself in the face everytime

    Of course I own this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buffdaddy18
    MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY.

    As you may already know, it is a sin for a muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 p.m. eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America. It is your patriotic duty to participate in thie event!!
    This hasn't been around for years at all. Later, QD.
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