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  1. 02-07-2007, 06:51 AM #1
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    Default Hillary Joke

    Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when
    she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek
    below.


    Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were
    fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered
    the kids whatever they wanted.

    The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." Hillary said, "No
    problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane." The
    second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." Hillary
    said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!" The
    third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
    and stereo headset!" Hillary was a little perplexed by this and
    said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped." The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."
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  2. 02-07-2007, 06:52 AM #2
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    O-SNAP!
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    True. But where's my sig?!! (lol)
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  3. 02-07-2007, 06:53 AM #3
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    LOLOLOL.
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  4. 02-07-2007, 07:35 AM #4
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    good one gotta love the hilary jokes






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  5. 02-07-2007, 07:53 AM #5
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    yeah I always love a good H. Clinton or Bill Clinton joke
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    HAHA Nice!
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  7. 02-07-2007, 08:41 AM #7
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    Fuck handicapperd; he'd need a casket.
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    ^are you trying to get some dude to kiss you? I knew IT!
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    Fuck handicapperd; he'd need a casket.
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    True. But where's my sig?!! (lol)
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  9. 02-07-2007, 08:43 AM #9
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    *snickers*
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  10. 02-07-2007, 03:24 PM #10
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    funny shit!!!!!
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    shit the third kid was speaking the truth....hell my dad would kill my ass if he found out i saved her!
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    Id kill myself if I saved her...LOL
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    hahah good stuff +1 i know it wont do anything to your 500,000 reps but hey its the thought that counts lol
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    Haha. God I hate that bitch
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