^^ I have the coolest piece of paper ever that basically gives me unlimited lortab 750 refills after a nasty horseback riding accident when I was a kid... their idea is "if you're ever in a lot of pain, go to the pharmacy and they'll give you five of them for the pain".

My idea is "if you're ever in a lot of debt, go to the pharmacy and they'll give you five of them for the resale value".