Originally Posted by TransAxle
DAMMIT...this thread got my hopes up i thought someone was going to post that she passed away or got hit by an 18 wheeler or something....
Actually, that's like that joke someone posted a few days ago in here.
Hillary and her driver are going down an old country highway when a old cow steps out in front of their car and they hit it.
The driver gets out and walks up to the nearest farm house to tell the farmer they'd hit his cow and killed it.
He doesn't come back for a long time. Finally when he does, he has his shirt all out, lipstick on all over his face, and smoking a fine Cuban cigar.
Hillary asks, "so, what took you so long....what happened?".
The driver said, "well....I just knocked on the door and when I told the farmer what happened he gave me a fine cigar to smoke, his wife started kissing me, and his twin daughters took me out back and we had wild kinky sex.."
Hillary says, "well, that's odd. What did you say to him?"
The driver replies, "I just told him that I was Hillary Clinton's driver and I'd just killed the old Heffer.....everything else after that happened so fast....."
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