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  1. 02-06-2007, 10:14 AM #1
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    Default He can brag if he wants to....

    An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

    Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
    children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I
    picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where
    I had sex with each of them three times."

    Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

    Man: "What sins?"

    Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

    Man: "I'm Jewish."

    Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

    Man: "I'm 92 years old. I'm telling everybody
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    True. But where's my sig?!! (lol)
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  2. 02-06-2007, 10:16 AM #2
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    o rly



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  3. 02-06-2007, 10:17 AM #3
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    ya rly.

    Pretty funny. +1
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  4. 02-06-2007, 11:31 AM #4
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    I believe this first appeared in Maxim, a few years ago.. But I could be wrong.

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