burnin the midnight oil......

[ahmonrah]

WUSSUP!!

just givin props to the graveyard workers, insomniacs and those that cant help but to get online and check out IA.COM after a rough night of :jerkit: or hopefully:idb:

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[lilgapeach]

LOL

[C22H19N3O4]

This is the only forum that will let me post inappropriate material. So I will do.

edit: I am starting a new wrestling league. It\'s for amputees. We shall call it..........Ultimate Stump Fighting.

[ahmonrah]

[C22H19N3O4]

Those of you who want free porn. I work at Southern Nights Video on Cheshire Bridge Road in Midtown. Ask for Biff and I\'ll hook you up. I can\'t guarantee how much jizz aka cock snot will be on the DVD/videos I give you. So bring your own 99% rubbing alcohol.

[ahmonrah]

your name isnt biff for real is it ? and does me asking that disqualify me from getting free porno ?? :confused:

[C22H19N3O4]

Well for that comment you only get GAY PORN. Titles such as, \"Foreskin Gump,\" \"Saving Ryan\'s Privates,\" \"Circle Jerk: Bukkake Unplugged,\"THe Dark Hershey Highway.\" We don\'t use our real names at the store. But I have seem some IA members there, buying/renting some unmentionable items.

[ahmonrah]

oh, god. not the gay porn.anything but that. can i at least get the fatties or something? they might be huge as hell but they are still women!!!

[C22H19N3O4]

Fat chicks need love too. But they smell sometimes....like small farm animals. So you\'re into fat chicks eh? We have a video line here called \"Chunky Chicks: The other, other white meat.\" But these chicks are large. Some of them haven\'t seen their own feet since 1980.

[ahmonrah]

actually i dont like the fatties, but i see that as a better alternative to gayporno if my commment resulted in a punishment, let me choose my poison!

[ahmonrah]

actually i had a question. lets say you do work in southern nights. what would you say it's like working in a place where sex sells? and are they accepting apps ? i ned to get outta this joint i'm in now and into something more amusing.

[C22H19N3O4]

Well never work at Starship b/c they don\'t pay you shit. Southern Nights, our competitor down the street, which I\'m not allowed to mention, pay well. The small hole in the wall joints may pay you 9/hr. SN starts at like 12/hr. The ppl you meet here are fun to talk to and make fun of. There are a couple of weird situations I encounter while at work. 1). When it\'s 3am and it\'s only guys shopping and a chick walks in....it\'s like watching hyenas circling a stray lion cub in the serengeti. These guys are already rearing to go and some chick walks in...it ain\'t pretty. 2). When a gay guy is ready to check out and he hands you the fudgepacker DVD and he smiles at you.....you feel violated.....like he just raped you...in the poop shoot...with no lub...well you get the drift. Besides that you see some hot chicks come in. Again...if you ever work in a porn store, wear latex gloves or bring some 99% rubbing alcohol.

[ahmonrah]

actually that's why i asked you the questions. i was going to apply at starship, cause it's right down the street from me, and the times i'm been in porno stores crakked me up cause all the customers seem so nervous, while looking at a copy of "M.I.L.F. BUSTERS" or something like that. seeing how people react in a store like that cracks me up! but imma have to check into working at one cause, well i might as well.