I had a friend give me a call this morning and he sounds like he's sort of in a bind. Didn't explain what the reason was that he needed to borrow one of my cars. But he sounded pretty serious. He just said.. "I really need to borrow one of your cars, someone's bringing me by in a min... see ya" Then I get this message from his cell phone.. "hey i need to borrow one of ur cars k? someones about to drop me off see u soon"

How do I go about telling him to kiss my ass whenever he gets here? It's somewhat wet out side, so the mustang is a huge NO. And I've never let anyone drive my Mazda unless I was drunk. But I was in the car with them. He's a really good friend, but I still don't see him leaving in one of my cars... How would you go about telling them no?