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  1. 01-29-2007, 12:57 PM #1
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    Default NEW joke...

    GIRL : I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
    PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

    GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
    PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

    GIRL: .. Yes!
    PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

    GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
    PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

    GIRL: Yes!
    PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

    GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
    PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

    GIRL: Yes!
    PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

    GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
    PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

    GIRL: .Yes!
    PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

    GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
    PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!
    Here, hold my beer!
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  2. 01-29-2007, 12:59 PM #2
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    hahahaha

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  3. 01-29-2007, 01:01 PM #3
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    lol
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  4. 01-29-2007, 01:01 PM #4
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    Heard it before.

    Funny though.
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  5. 01-29-2007, 01:09 PM #5
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    lol

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  6. 01-29-2007, 01:11 PM #6
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    lol.. nice.
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  7. 01-29-2007, 01:12 PM #7
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    lmao
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  8. 01-29-2007, 01:16 PM #8
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    You read it You like it...


    you rep for it....


    Those are the rulz
    Here, hold my beer!
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  9. 01-29-2007, 01:17 PM #9
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  10. 01-29-2007, 01:34 PM #10
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    lol!!!!
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  11. 01-29-2007, 01:37 PM #11
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    middle school called

    they want the pointless non-funny jokes back, so they can dispose of them in a proper manner

    thanks
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