blumpy-(AKA Blumpkin) Get a bitch to suck you off while you are on the shitter. done it

 Arabian Goggles A rare move when you put your balls over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead). done it

Brown Necktie You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags. yep....

Dog In A Bathtub This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath. tried it!!

Dutch Oven Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing). classic manuever, yep

bwahahaha!!! Mushroom Stamp When you spank a bitchez head with yo weiner and leave a mushroom shaped impression. right on the cheek! ditto

Pearl Necklace Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry. Fuck that diamonds are forever shit. check!

Pink Glove Hate when this happens. Every so often a girl is not wet enough during sex. When you finally pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove. yeppers

Stingy Nut When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all over her ass. i'm a deviant!

Surfing This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave. uh huh!! been there done that!

Tea Bag To perform the tea bag, have the girl lay flat on her back. Then you squat over her with your hands on your knees, and gently dip your nut sac in and out of her mouth in a motion similar to performing some kind of fucked up yoga exercise. fasho!

The Bowling Ball When you doggy style bangin you girl, put yo hand on her ass and slip yo thumb in her chocolate starfish. You can then pick the girl up from her asshole like she was a bowling ball. It gives you mad control when you trying to get yo jizz on. good joint too!

fasho!The Shocker When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

this too.. The Woody Woodpecker When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead.

Tossing Salad You gotta chaw on the asshole, to do it right you either use syrup or jelly. I prefer jelly.

damn.....i guess i'm a lil.....somethin?