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    Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from
    work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer
    and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set.
    She was astonished! It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex. The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening." "But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
    "Oh, that ..., Ralph was too tired.."
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    lol

    btw: thats a pity "lol"
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    +1...lol
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    LOL dang...he lost out



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    AND NOT A REPOST!!!
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bertrand™ again.



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    SPREAD DEEZ NUTZ!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™
    SPREAD DEEZ NUTZ!!
    lol that was funnier than the joke.
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    u had a good post...now u wana go repost that ish...WTF BERT!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    u had a good post...now u wana go repost that ish...WTF BERT!!!
    Brett will always find a way to fuck it up. LOL.


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    Joe Joe the tire man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™
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    There is too much bass in your voice. That scare white folk.
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    Can we borrow some brown suga!!!
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    that musta been a accident..



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    that musta been a accident..
    Thats what your parents said when they found out they were having you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™
    Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from
    work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer
    and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set.
    She was astonished! It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex. The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening." "But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
    "Oh, that ..., Ralph was too tired.."
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    O LOOK BERT...leisa called u out, lazy bum repostin ricer arse old man depend wearin nigga lol



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    Why I gotta be a nigga? Why you gotta go racial? Thats harsh man!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™
    Why I gotta be a nigga? Why you gotta go racial? Thats harsh man!!
    this is why cuz u a f'n G...u hangin w/ SC



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    what a dumbass
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    LOL why do white pple have pussy voices?? hrmmm



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    LIRL!!!!!!!!!



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    Momma, Dont know what happend, He killed himself ~as Jonny T holds gun~
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    Mike, take the picture.
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    Why don't you check his spine while your in there!
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    Vargis you need to check out this sexy shit I got on
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    Dan Marino should defenitely buy this car. Not this one, because I'm gonna fuck this one up.
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    wtf is this bs



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    Nice fuckin fish... BIG FUCKIN EYES..... But nice fuckin Fish
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    It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little ?boundary box?. We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's titties and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherfuckin' Jacques Cousteau.
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    WHOOOOO, THAT one puckered up my butt-hole!
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    so let me get this straight.
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    Marcus - "Did you see that?!"

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    Why don't you exercise your right to shut the fuck up.
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    Marcus - ~drops french fry~

    Mike - ~pull car over~ "Get it"
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    Damn that cap, did you just call me a tick?
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    When you popped me from behind I think you damaged some nerves.
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    so let me get this straight.
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    Marcus: Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!

    Mike: Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?

    Marcus: They fuck just like us!
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    I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up, 'Good morning, Marcus. Good morning, Mike. How you doin'? Ai'ight. So how we going to fuck up the captain's life today? Gee, I don't know. I don't know. Ooh, look. Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?
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