why do yall love confederate flags?
Cause you don't

why do yall love lifted trucks?
Why do you like slammed lowriders?

why do yall like camo so much?
Try to hunt wearing red.

why do your trucks and closets got gun racks?
Cause it's cheaper than your wimpy ADT, and lojack.

why do yall love whiskey so much?
Cause you don't have to drink 90 oz of it to get drunk like your zima.