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    Default Why does it burn when you pee after getting off?!?!

    Do any other guys notice that? Right after you get off if you piss it burns a little bit...

    Also, does anyone else besides me think that when it burns just a little it feels good. Not to the point of discomfort, but just ya know that little burn...

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    matt you have more then the hiv
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    Quote Originally Posted by NAIZBST
    matt you have more then the hiv
    Shit...

    So it is just me then?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Shit...

    So it is just me then?!

    no...not just you it happens to the best of us all
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    Quote Originally Posted by NAIZBST
    matt you have more then the hiv
    Big ILL Da Great Nnnucccaaaaaaaa!!!!
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    holy shit son, i wonder the same shit at times

    no joke.
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    stick your penis into alcohol. That should cure it though or try keresone oil and then light it. that usually gets rid of the nastiness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    stick your penis into alcohol. That should cure it though or try keresone oil and then light it. that usually gets rid of the nastiness.


    It's gasoline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    stick your penis into alcohol. That should cure it though or try keresone oil and then light it. that usually gets rid of the nastiness.
    now that was funny..
    Big ILL Da Great Nnnucccaaaaaaaa!!!!
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    Eh burning you penis is supposed to be a remedy for curing disease...then again this was in the medieval to the 1800s
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    I mean don't get us wrong here, we fuck the cleanest of the clean bitches
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    theres no way i have aids
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    Only dime pieces for me and Mark.

    The rest of these kids on IA are lucky to get peso pieces.

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    matt you shouldve seen this bitch that came over last night son......let me know of the next party and i'll try and bring them all up.....WERE FAMOUS NOW SON
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    matt you shouldve seen this bitch that came over last night son......let me know of the next party and i'll try and bring them all up.....WERE FAMOUS NOW SON
    We can have a party because we're famous...

    I mean isn't that what famous people do?!

    I gotta clean up the house majorly, I gotta do it like tuesday or something tho because MTV is here filming on Tuesday and they told me to keep it messy like it is right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    We can have a party because we're famous...

    I mean isn't that what famous people do?!

    I gotta clean up the house majorly, I gotta do it like tuesday or something tho because MTV is here filming on Tuesday and they told me to keep it messy like it is right now.
    The funny thing is your repping alpharetta, My hood, so once i tell the hoodrats here i know that guy panties will drop son, DROP
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    The funny thing is your repping alpharetta, My hood, so once i tell the hoodrats here i know that guy panties will drop son, DROP
    True true.

    I got street cred in the Alpharetta!

    DUDE I GOT A GREAT IDEA!!

    We go to bars, tell girls who I am, they won't believe, show them pics of me and Wilmer, then tell them I get to bring a girl on the show and I don't know who to bring...they of course at this point will want to be on TV and panties drop fastER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    True true.

    I got street cred in the Alpharetta!

    DUDE I GOT A GREAT IDEA!!

    We go to bars, tell girls who I am, they won't believe, show them pics of me and Wilmer, then tell them I get to bring a girl on the show and I don't know who to bring...they of course at this point will want to be on TV and panties drop fastER!

    LOL

    i can see it now....

    bitches-"Omg is that the guy from yo momma?"
    matt-"yes thats me, heres a pic of wilmer and I"
    bitches- "Omg lets go fuck in the bathroom right now"
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    Yeah, and the fact that it shoots in 4 different directions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BA Panda
    Yeah, and the fact that it shoots in 4 different directions.
    No thats when you try to piss with a hard on and it like is firing all over the place.

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    I'm going to tell natalie to bring the finest 18 year old pussy money can buy
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    I'm going to tell natalie to bring the finest 18 year old pussy money can buy
    FTW CASH IN HAND!

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    EL LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Man mark you should be saying girls that are 17 that would be turning 18 this year.
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    same thing right?
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    gayfers
    Val for president!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
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    Yes, we are gay because we want young hot pussy...

    Tracy you loco!

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    yeah tracy i mean your not gonna give it up to us so we have to find tacos elsewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    yeah tracy i mean your not gonna give it up to us so we have to find tacos elsewhere.
    My taco isn't fresh, FYI so it's up to you. My taco will be 30 Feb 15th.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    My taco isn't fresh, FYI so it's up to you. My taco will be 30 Feb 15th.
    i think that's a womans prime...am i right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    i think that's a womans prime...am i right?
    I think so...ask Matt, he's my boo
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    My taco isn't fresh, FYI so it's up to you. My taco will be 30 Feb 15th.
    That's hot.

    How come I'm not your boo anymore!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    yeah tracy i mean your not gonna give it up to us so we have to find tacos elsewhere.
    Speak for yourself!

    I'm her boo!

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    lets get a round of applause for the clap!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Also, does anyone else besides me think that when it burns just a little it feels good. Not to the point of discomfort, but just ya know that little burn...
    See avatar for details.
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    matt i'll trade you 3 hot 18 year olds for tracy, DEAL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    matt i'll trade you 3 hot 18 year olds for tracy, DEAL?
    I got 3 1/2 for trade, the midget is oh so fine....
    Its just a bodykit
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    matt i'll trade you 3 hot 18 year olds for tracy, DEAL?
    BAD DEAL MATT! 3x18 year olds=54 years old=2 years older than tracy! He's trying to jook ya!
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    I dont know if thats normal. But then again i have not really ever payed attention. ahah. Thats fucked up.lol
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