Joke: WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?
>>> >>> WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?
> >>> >>>
> >>> >>> A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was
not
> >>>in
> >>> >>> their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look
for
him.
> >>> >>> She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of
coffee
> >>>in
> >>> >>> front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring
at
the
> >>>wall.
> >>> >>> She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of
his
> >>> >>> coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps
into
> >>>the
> >>> >>> room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
> >>> >>>
> >>> >>>The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering
when
we
> >>>first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do
you
> >>>remember back then?" he says solemnly.
> >>> >>>The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so
caring,
> >>>so sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.
> >>> >>>The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you
> >>>remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
> >>> >>>"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
> >>>beside him.
> >>> >>>The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the
shotgun
in
> >>> >>> my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will
send
you
> >>>to jail for 20 years?"
> >>> >>>"I remember that too" she replies softly.
> >>> >>>He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
> >>> >>>"I would have gotten out today."
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