Quote Originally Posted by jon360
so im just getting to work (blue cross blue shield) and a lady in my dept. is on the elevator with me...she then asks..hey jon, i need to ask you a "hispanic" question...please dont take offense to it...so me being the smart a$$ that i am..said, sure go ahead......cuz i wanna hear this....so she asks "yesterday, in our van pool, we noticed a hispanic guy drive by us and he had a sticker that read In Memory of so and so...and all of us on the bus started to ask why hispanics do that?" and she kept a serious face asking me this..so i did what i always do...i laughed at her..and hard...and just politely answered, "well, i see a lot of people with that on the back of their cars...i mean, think about it...dont you like dale earnhardt, she said hell yeah...then i said...so why do all yall put stickers in memory of him?" so then she gave me the look like i just threatened to bomb the building...it was priceless...then she said, well i didnt know if it meant that the person bought the car from them and its in memory of them, or if the person died in the car......then i gave her the crickets look....like..wtf?

sorry just had to share this lovely story with yalll...peace!
You left the part out when you choked her and told her "I'm Rick James Bitch" LOL