living will
>>>> NEW 2006 LIVING WILL FORM
>>>>
>>>> I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not
>>>> wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no
>>>> circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
>>>> politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
>>>> depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up
>>>> the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask
>>>> for at least one of the following:
>>>>
>>>> ______a cold beer
>>>> ______a margarita
>>>> ______a glass of wine
>>>> ______a steak
>>>> ______lobster or shrimp
>>>> ______the remote control
>>>> ______a bowl of ice cream
>>>> ______the car keys
>>>> ______my cell phone
>>>> ______chocolate
>>>> ______sex
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
>>>> determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
>>>> attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call
>>>> it a
>>>
>>>> day.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Signature: _______________
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Originally Posted by Lucky SC
