I'd ban that one guy, who called me a bitch that one time. I dont remember who, or when, so I'd do a word search of the word Bitch...and ban anyone who's ever used it. That'd show'em.
Then, I'd make a mandate that says every female member has to take a tit pic and email it to me, or be banned. And it'd be mandatory for any new female member. No tit pix, no posting.
I'd also have more IA get togethers, because we dont really have enough that are exclusive to IA members. They'd be at my house! Only the female members would be allowed to attend, and the guys would be asked to pay a cover charge at the door, then they'd be left outside indefinately.
The next day, I'd come on IA and tell fun stories about the evening. And I'd ban every guy who complained.
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all in due time