I think anybody's wife would whoop their husbands ass down if they turned her down.


WIFEY: Waita minute - Vida tried to f*ck who? YOU??
HUBBY: Me!!!
WIFEY!!! Oh yummy, show me the tape!! Queue it up, let's see it!!!
HUBBY: ** gleaming ** I told her I was married, and I declined.
WIFEY: MArried? MArried to WHO??
HUBBY: * nervous * Uhhh, YOU honey.
WIFEY: OH HELL NAH YOU DUMB SUNUVA PUTO!!!! HELL I WOULD HAVE EVEN HIT THAT!!! You can f*ck Boomqueshia down at Church's Chicken but u gonna try to be a saint now? IT'S OVER!!!