Holy shit. This is the best series of posts I have ever seen Landon make. And what he and Speedminded is saying is truth. I've been there man (although no children involved) and I know it hurts. You really need to just find something else to take up your time. If you just sit there and think about it it's just going to make things worse.

Soo....you still have those paint guns? [/comedy relief]