im drunk and its beautiful
hangover ftl!
if your smart you avoid themOriginally Posted by i-VTEC
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surfing ia in the drunkness ftmfw
no no hang over here. hunch punch ftw. fat girl was all over me though, thank god i left
You know you liked the fat girl, I hear sex with fat girls is the best. Come to think of it, thats why those roman statues were all fat naked woman. Well maybe not fat but pleasantly plump, which leads me to believe you're exaggerating
your not drunk enough, you have coherent sentences
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Im also drunk, but you couldnt tell, because im sleek like that.
I had to quit drinkin for a bit, I think I was becoming dependant so Im taking a couple weeks off.
yeah im almost all sobered up now but 2 hours ago i couldnt walk. still a little buzz left though. and no i didnt like the fat girl
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so wait, 2 hours ago you could barely walk but now your fine?
i dont believe you
i know when i can barely walk it takes me hours (5-6) to sober up enough to make coherent sentences
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ok i could stand up and walk, but i needed the wall
lol ok, now the truth comes out! lolol
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I kissed a fat girl once. It was her first time rolling and was so happy see wanted to kiss everyone. She just sat there on the sofa chair telling people to give her a kiss. So long story short I gave her a kiss once she asked me.
hey did anyone ask you?
no
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fuck its still great. and this is just the right amount of drunkness, i fucking hate puking, every time i get drunk enough to puke i wont drink again for a few months. right now ive been getting drunk every other weekend since novermber
ehh i got kissed on the cheek by her, the problem is she lives in the same building so now everytime i see her i have to say hi and what not
im with you on that, lol
i usually only puke after being wasted and smokin a cigar
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