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  1. 01-12-2007, 12:00 PM #1
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    For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.



    Men are like....

    1. Men are like ....Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.
    2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
    3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
    4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
    5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
    6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
    7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
    8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
    9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    10. Men are like ..Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
    11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
    12. Men are like ..........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
    13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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    REPOST

    ~runs~
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    I have nothing bad to say about my man.... he is near perfect
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    I have nothing bad to say about my man.... he is near perfect

    awwwwwwwwwwww
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    I have nothing bad to say about my man.... he is near perfect

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

    ~breath~

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
























    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    I have nothing bad to say about my man.... he is near perfect

    I honestly mean this as nicely as possible.

    *puts finger in throat and gags herself*

    Sorry, I'm not the romantic type. I believe almost all of the above.
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    Sorry girl but, REPOST!!!!!! lol


    Yeah some of those are true, but I still love my sexy Jesse anyway
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.
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    yea brett posted that back in 97



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    yea brett posted that back in 97
    1897!!
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    tracy i sense some sexual tension in ya
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    this shit is all falsehoods, erroneous propoganda and Im not gonna stand for it

    OUT SKANKA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    this shit is all falsehoods, erroneous propoganda and Im not gonna stand for it

    OUT SKANKA!
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    Lord, thank you for this meal, and the repost of a repost. Because without reposts like this, I would not be able to re-live these days over and over again.





















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    HEY LEISA!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    HEY LEISA!!!


    Hey Rickster....


    Your signature pic is disgusting
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    that dog ran like wtf. Thats sick.
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    OMG I AM ALMOST IN TEARS!! THAT PIC GETS ME EVERYTIME HAHAHAHA
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    THINKFAST IS TOO MUCH
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    TRACY LETS SEE SOME SECKS FOTOS, HURRY UP!!
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    I love it!!!

    Thanks for sharing.. repost??... gosh, isn't everything on here a durn repost!!


    my fav:" 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips"

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    Lol... I love my kyle but some of those are oh so true...
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    I HEARD ONCE YOU GO BROWN YOULL COME AROUND, WHEN YOU GET DOWN W/ THE BROWN ITS A NITE ON THE TOWN,YOULL B MOANIN LIKE YOU GOT DOWNS

    I DUNNO, THATS JUST WHAT I HEARD
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    ^I have a sweet tooth and love my sweet white chocolate- as good as it is for you, I don't like dark chocolate- too bitter

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    YEA I HEARD THAT, DARK CHOCOLATE IS GROSE, BUT I GOT SOME CARAMEL LOVIN FOR DAT ASS

    THEY CALL MY COMPLEXION CARESSABLE BROWN
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    ^I do hope you're not talking naughty; you'll be in big trouble mr.
    maybe....LOL.... you should have offered some chocolate to that crazy dog this weekend

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    YEA THAT DOG WOULDA SEEN IT COMIN, HE'S A LIL MONGREL SHITFACE DOG, BASTARD ASS MUTT

    ANYWAYS WHAT ARE YOU DOIN LATER
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    P.S THINKFAST HAS BEEN KNOWN TO CURE ALL SWEET TOOTH ACHES AND WHATEVER AILS YA

    CALL ME

    XOXO
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    P.S THINKFAST HAS BEEN KNOWN TO CURE ALL SWEET TOOTH ACHES AND WHATEVER AILS YA

    CALL ME

    XOXO
    you can come join Nittany's and I with some of our other friends Saturday night- we're all going out
    I have an adorable single Catholic friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittychick
    you can come join Nittany's and I with some of our other friends Saturday night- we're all going out
    I have an adorable single Catholic friend
    YEA THATS COOL, A NICE PLOY, "COVERUP" IF YOU WILL.. I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOIN! SO AFTER WE DITCH THE CLUB SCENE TO COME BACK TO THE THINKFAST LAIR, ARE WE GONNA BRING THE FRIEND WITH US TOO, OR...
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    YEA THATS COOL, A NICE PLOY, "COVERUP" IF YOU WILL.. I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOIN! SO AFTER WE DITCH THE CLUB SCENE TO COME BACK TO THE THINKFAST LAIR, ARE WE GONNA BRING THE FRIEND WITH US TOO, OR...
    oops- sorry
    that won't work

    but I can introduce you to my friend, she is adorable; and single

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    SO, WHATS GONNA HAPPEN THEN? I DONT WANT YOUR "BFF" OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT TO GET EMBARASSED, HOW BOUT YOU JUST SAY ITS A GIRLS NITE OUT?

    CAUSE YOU REALLY GOIN OUT, BUT WE GONNA STAY IN.. GET MY DRIFT

    YEA, TURN UP THE HEAT!
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    tisk tisk

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    HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA REPOST BRETTS REPOST...SHEESH
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA REPOST BRETTS REPOST...SHEESH
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    LIRL



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