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    Default no fuckin way!

    Would he considered into the pedophile group..


    Bruce Willis's 50th birthday is next week and his hairline is not so much receding as extinct.
    But he's still a teenager at heart. His latest squeeze is said to be 18-year-old actress and singer Lindsay Lohan, star of hit films including Freaky Friday and, when she was 11, The Parent Trap.

    Willis is five years older than Lindsay's father and she is only two years older than his eldest daughter Rumer.

    The two found plenty to talk about, however at a party in Beverly Hills following the premiere of his latest film Hostage.

    They spent the evening flirting and giggling in the bar of the Peninsula Hotel before retiring to a private suite with a few friends.

    A fellow partygoer said: 'They couldn't keep their hands off one another.'

    At one point Willis, best known for the Die Hard series of movies, pulled down Lindsay's trousers to reveal a tattoo saying La Bella Vista (the beautiful view) on her right buttock.

    Although Willis would be her most senior boyfriend, Lindsay is known to be attracted by older men. She was linked recently with 34-year-old MTV star Johnny Knoxville.

    Not that she needs a sugar daddy - for her latest film, Lucky, she earned £5million.

    No one, of course, would ever suggest that by cavorting with a girl 31 years his junior Willis is trying to outdo ex-wife Demi Moore.

    Since they parted in 1998, 42-yearold Miss Moore has spent £200,000 on plastic surgery and is rumoured to be contemplating marriage to her lover, actor Ashton Kutcher, 27.

    As well as Rumer, Miss Moore has two other daughters by Willis - Scout, 13, and ten-year-old Tallulah.

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    Hey she is legal, thats all that matters
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    Willis is a pimp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
    Willis is a pimp.
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    I dont buy it...

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    DONT EVEN PRETEND to act like you all at 50 will not be looking at them 18yo girls!! Bruce is just pimp enough to tag one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    DONT EVEN PRETEND to act like you all at 50 will not be looking at them 18yo girls!! Bruce is just pimp enough to tag one.
    werd! 14 yr old = pedophile... 18 yr old = every mans dream at 50 yrs old.

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    EXACTLY!!
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    Id bang Lindsy Lohan, and im in my 20s and would think its cool. If I was 50 and banging her, shit, Id be the man.

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    Bruce Willis can do whoever he wants, I heard the Olsen twins were tryin' setup a threesome, but he isn't into necrophilia... He is truely the man, on screen and off screen.
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    he was dating Chloe from Days of Our Lives - her name is Nadia Bjorn
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    Now I like him even more cause I LOVE DAYS OF OUR LIVES!!
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    willis = PIMP

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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    Bruce Willis can do whoever he wants, I heard the Olsen twins were tryin' setup a threesome, but he isn't into necrophilia... He is truely the man, on screen and off screen.

    I thought a necrophiliac was someone who tried to nail a dead person?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Accord Monster
    I thought a necrophiliac was someone who tried to nail a dead person?
    dead people...skeletons... same thing to muah.
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    lol, wow. damn i must agree.
    huh?

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    I'd do Brucey too, he's fine as hell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JagerGirl
    I'd do Brucey too, he's fine as hell!
    hell yeah i would...lol

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