Originally Posted by
Boostless™
George Carlin's new rules for 2007
> New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have
sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better
description for these kids: lucky bastards.
> New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water.
There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket? Water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want
flavored water? Pour some Jack Daniels over ice and let it melt.
hat's your flavored water.
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