LMAO this is the best one

b e n e f i t x (8:33:27 PM): hey what did you do with that cat anyways
TheRealJJAlfano (8:32:10 PM): we buried her
TheRealJJAlfano (8:32:17 PM): like you do to most dead things
b e n e f i t x (8:33:43 PM): did you wash it in the washer?
TheRealJJAlfano (8:32:19 PM): but you
b e n e f i t x (8:33:57 PM): or only dried in the dryer
TheRealJJAlfano (8:32:34 PM): what idiot would wash a dead cat you ****ing retard
b e n e f i t x (8:34:09 PM): i dont know , what idiot would dry a dead cat