This certainly does sound fishy.

Carmax will buy your car in less than four hours, so your #1 is bullsh/t.

Why trade? I dunno...probably cuz you want to get the heat off your hands!

You would sell it cheaper?!? You're simply a dumbass.

Leaving the country in a hurry are we? Well, I can think of a few good reasons for that. Maybe...like...avoiding arrest, prosecution, jail time?

If you have the title in hand, post the VIN number here along with a CARFAX report and maybe you won't look like such a dishonest panhandler.