Obama is sleeping one night when the ghost of George Washington appears in his room and wakes him up. Obama looks at George and asks " George, what can i do to make this country better?"

George replies " just be honest like i was and everything will work out just fine"

Obama shakes his head and says "i dont know about that, i'll have to get back with you"

George lowers his head and fades away.

The ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears and Obama asks "Thomas, what can i do to make this country better?"

Thomas replies "just love the constitution like i did and everything will be just fine"

Obama shakes his head and says "i dont know about that Thomas, i'll have to get back with you"

Thomas lowers his head and fades away.

The ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears and Obama asks "Abe, what can i do to make this country better?"

Abe replies " go see a play"